Age: 26

Where did you grow up: Texas

WHAT DO YOU CALL:
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks?: cup
2. The thing you push around the grocery store?: baby
3. A metal container to carry a meal in?: braces
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in?: kitchen
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people?: really big chair
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof?: robotic water sweeper
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening?: workplace
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages?: delicious
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup?: breakfast tortilla
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself?: longsandwich is looong
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach?: tuxedo
12. Shoes worn for sports?: boots, if you are playing polo
13. Putting a room in order?: why was the room out of order? i guess that'd be like... skylifting
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark?: glow-in-the-dark ant with a hangglider
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball?: terminally afraid flea
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down?: okay this one is really pretty obvious but since i'm obviously trying to be ornery i'm going to say: that thing from Mario where standing on one platform causes you to drop and another platform to rise and vice versa
17. How do you eat your pizza?: it passes through my esophagus into my stomach
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?: a good place to practice haggling
19. What's the evening meal?: tonight? lasagna
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?: the Underdark
21. The thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?: convenience store