I saw this meme, and I have to do it because I need some wacky stuff to laugh at and because I'm pretty sure my icon list is going to make even weirder results than Sarah's.

Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc.




cabinet sanchez (spamusement), chime (world of warcraft irl)
Sanchez: "Does this sombrero make me look cool, or what! Urban Sombrero. It would be a great cover piece for the J. Peterman catalog."
Me: "... You were wr... aw fuck it."



chiyo (azumanga), chou (unicorn jelly)
Chou: Romance is not a priority for me. With my unusual biology, I fear that engaging in any sort of intimacy could be potentially self-damaging, and could harm the fragile crystalline lattice in my cranium. Besides, even though we're both unconscionably intelligent, we're also, like, 10.
Chiyo: ^_^ Eheh! ...hic!
Chou: ...I uv oo.



cookie monster (sesame street), delenn (babylon 5)
Delenn: I have used the triluminary to transform myself bodily into half-Minbari half-small puppet, but there are still things I find very strange about your culture. I am most eager to pursue an exchange of ideas with you. Lennier has gone to great trouble to make this dish for us to enjoy together, and it must be eaten according to a very specific set of rituals. First, place a bit of it on the plate to your left, in representation of setting it aside for Valen.
Cookie Monster: F IS FOR FLARN!! THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!! ARLHGFLHRGHFLARHFGLAFHGFLR



gaara (naruto), gai (naruto)
Gaara: You... care about other people, such as your subordinate. It gives you strength, and a purpose. Perhaps these things are what my life has been missing.
Gai: Turn into the giant raccoon monster!
Gaara: I.. what?
Gai: If you do it, I'll run from Konoha Village to Sand Village, on my HANDS!
Gaara: Okay, okay.
Gai: THE EXPLOSION OF YOUTH!!!!!
Shukaku: ...
Gai: I WILL REACH THE SAND VILLAGE ON MY HANDS IN ONE DAY!
Shukaku: .......



garibaldi (babylon 5), goblin, the (homestar runner)
Garibaldi: Do you ever feel like you're being controlled? Like you're doing the little dance of life, and you look around, and you don't know who or what it is you've been following for the past few years?
Goblin: <_< >_> <_< >_> *dance dance dance*
Garibaldi: I need a drink.



jiraiya (naruto), mathiu (suikoden 1)
Jiraiya: Uwee hee hee! Whoever designed this fortress for the 108 of us is amazing! It's full of great places to peep on girls!
Mathiu: I need you to summon frogs with breath of frost, and come out to the pier with Tai Ho...

...Okay, yeah, I'm just drawing a blank here.



mikage (utena), naruko (naruto)
Naruko: Sexy no Jutsu!
Mikage: I suppose you have no choice but to revolutionize my pants. The way before you has been prepared.
Naruto, back to normal: It sure has. Damn Akio! I shall surpass you and become Chairman of the Board! It is my dream!



panda man (sifl and olly), peter griffin (family guy)
Panda man: What manner of camoflauge is this, fat and white? Hiding in an oreo factory?! Could be!
Peter Griffin: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Are you... a furry? Because there is NO way I'm hookin' up with an anthro. Not after that one time...
Chicken: Hey, Peter, do you wanna go see a movie?
Peter: Yeah, sure, what's on? .... Biodome? .... Why, you son of a bitch.
Chicken: O_O
*20 minute fight scene*



rem (trigun), romeo (tales from the l33t)
Rem: A life is sacred. You should not waste yours over something such as this.
Romeo: WHAO THERES THE MONEY SHOT



sakaki and kagura (azumanga), shikamaru (naruto)
Shikamaru: ...
Shikamaru: ...
Shikamaru: ...
Shikamaru: ...womendokusei.